A Humble Beginning
I suddenly feel like a techno-phobe, but here I am testing the waters of the blogosphere in order to keep in touch with my family and friends while away on my upcoming trip to Asia.
Here goes...
Here goes...
Friday, February 9, 2007
About Me
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- Name: Lance Keimig
- Location: Pembroke, MA, US
Lance Keimig became nocturnal in late 1988 and has not been seen in daylight since. He lives in a 50 foot baobab tree in the middle of a cul-de-sac in Koln Germany with a group of eight Moroccan castrallato fanatic followers who only dress in neutral tones, sing in minor keys and eat only yams and bratwurst. Mr. Keimig receives inspiration from ‘the gurgling voices of humanity’ which he receives from his ‘magic sweatpants’. His followers are known put on musical performances using giant umbrellas with which to tempt Mr. Keimig from his pure nocturnal life. To date, they have been unsuccessful.
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